A Thanksgiving prayer that is appropriate and from the heart can
bring home the spirit of this autumn holiday. Knowing a good Thanksgiving
prayer or poem and speaking it during Thanksgiving dinner will fill
everyone with warmth, good feelings and love.
But, why is it your job to provide this? Being the rebellious
malcontent that you are, you may wish to speak a Thanksgiving prayer
or Thanksgiving poem that is irreverent, irrelevant and downright
inappropriate. That's why we've created this page, so we can help
you out with this endeavor.
Anyone can look up a sentimental Thanksgiving prayer online and
speak it as if they we Maya Angelou. But, few would be brave enough,
to speak a Thanksgiving prayer or poem that was a complete non sequitur.
On this page, we have a few Thanksgiving prayers and poems that
few would be brave enough to speak at the dinner table. But, if
you're a fan of the ultimate Thanksgiving prayer and have a high
enough blood-alcohol level, you may wish to give it a try.
Oh, dear Higher Power,
Won't you make the roses flower?
Thank you for the food today,
Now, let's go check
My bids on eBay.
Blessed Are We
Blessed are we for family
Let us not be rude and
Eat this good food.
If we be rude and
Cop a 'tude.
Then please don't send
Us any more food.
Thank you for the bounties
For children and parents and
For grandparents and nieces and
Well, not really Uncle Dave
'Cause he eats all the food.
If you have an original funny Thanksgiving prayer or Thanksgiving
poem that will fit in here, please send it in. I'm always on the
lookout for a good original Thanksgiving prayer or poem that will
probably never be said in proper company at the dinner table.